The genuiNEWitty “Build-a-Bloc” Collection Is In-Stock Now!

Apparatchik Ashleigh & Harridan Harsha!

New, for a limited time only! Special-edition dolls celebrating the contributions of two brave women who are boldly screwing up activist movements across the country- Harsha Walia & Ashleigh Ingle!

Apparatchik Ashleigh & Harridan Harsha are made out of 100% recycled prison uniforms coloured with eco-friendly dyes! Each model comes with genuine immigration papers (No Doll Is Illegal) autographed by Jason Kenney & Thomas Mulcair!

Accessories can be purchased, including bricks, black flags, megaphones, NDP & CUPE membership cards, and Black Bloc tactical manuals!

To order, dial 1-800-IMN-JAIL! Call now, the first 100 orders will get a free box of straight pins!

Free to the first 100 buyers!

New models are coming soon including Bolshevik Brandon (with optional sabal hat), Arrestable Asshat Alex (with optional striped prison uniform), and Jailhouse Judy (with optional Waffle T-Shirt and Professor’s cap).

Order now, only $49.99, less than the price of a broken window!

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    • silent observer on May 17, 2012 at 12:15
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    OK, this is genuinely witty!

  1. Reblogged this on Harsha Walia Is Dangerous.

    • beth on May 21, 2012 at 14:52
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    you are so creative! you should be really proud of yourself.

    1. Thank you! Does this mean you are going to make an order today? ;-)

  2. I want one!! does it come with a crying towel?

    1. For a small extra charge of 9.99 you can have a black Harridan Harsha towel, specially manufactured in a Bangladesh sweatshop! Apparatchik Ashleigh towels are made in Russia of course- guaranteed to fall apart after the second use!

  3. that’s great.

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