Dear Occupy Vancouver,
Below is a list of my personal demands. I expect that each and every one of you adhere to these principles, or you will not be welcome on my side of the sandbox:
1.) Violence, including property destruction, will not be a part of the OV movement, or any OV involved movement. Ever! But, strategic use of system jamming is welcome!
2.) We will not wear ninja outfits, balaclavas or masks on the front of our faces-unless in specific situations where it absolutely necessary. Because, in Canada, masks have a history of enabling the government to embarrass our movements.
3.) That we agree any/all provocative acts should have maximal impact on ‘the system’ and minimal impact on ‘the people’.
With that, the 99% will see we are not a threat, and will grow to love us! I promise!