Hate Mail From Chelseaflook! (a.k.a. PottyMouth)

One thing I am quickly learning about Toronto is that there are a lot of people in this city who need their mouths washed-out with soap! Or, at least, amongst people who I find visiting my blog…

In this case, our vocabulary-challenged guest is Taylor Flook (a.k.a. Taylor Chelsea). The quality of her attack is on-par with that crazy guy from CUPE who keeps showing up in the most unexpected places!

PottyMouth (a.k.a Officer Bubblett)

Let’s have a look at her hate mail first- then I’ll continue with my response to this heapin’ spoonful of radical environmentalist style lovin’: (click to expand)

Dear Cheseaflook,

I get it, you were jealous of the crazy guy from CUPE and wanted your own moment in the spotlight! Or, perhaps you thought you’d impress me with your ability to pack more ad-hominem attacks in to a single paragraph than a flock of angry union executives? What gives?

The tone of what you wrote is uncomfortably aggressive and domineering- not to mention judgemental! By comparison, my writing comes across like Wordsworth!

Your input on Harrison’s character is very welcome- so far, the audience is 5-to-2 for thinking he isn’t as bad as Krystalline says he is. Personally, I haven’t a clue- but anyone who Krystalline holds a burning fire of hate about is quite possibly a pretty good fellow! At least, this is how the pattern has worked for me up until now. Let’s wait and see what others in the audience have to say. Because, unlike you and KK I generally avoid making blind judgement about others…

Considering we’ve never met, you make some rather harsh accusations about my character- don’tya think? I never got into much trouble when I was a kid (luckily, hacking wasn’t illegal at the time), and I wouldn’t make a very good cop- we pacifists always seem to fail at the aptitude tests…

But, it seems you are rather cozy with the police I’d have to say! You’re even on a first-name basis!

Say, one of my fans who wrote last night seemed like a perfect match for Officer Bubbles– any chance you can hook her up with him?

There’s a funny thing about all that negativity and conflict you are mentioning- I came to Occupy Toronto without an ounce of it.  Ask anyone, until your ex-boyfriend Dave Vasey decided I was persona-non-grata, nobody at OT would have imagined I’d draw such heat! It is strange how people associated with Soros György always seem to be filled with anger, isn’t it?

Anger appears to be the name of the game for your crowd- that, and a hair-trigger rush to judgement based on only a few seconds experience with another person. Like the time you were quoted discussing your feelings on Dave’s arrest after he was out cop-baiting during the G-20:

“I am someone who did say ‘The police are here to protect you. They’re here to look out and make sure nothing happens to you,’“ she said. “But after today I’m very much changed in that opinion. I’m starting to believe some of the things I hear about police intimidation. It makes me feel like we are living in a police state.”

I’ve got a recommendation to help with your problem here- give Soros a call and ask if he can put you up at Hollyhock for a little while. After spending a month wandering across the beaches and through the 2nd-growth forests of Cortes Island you’ll feel like a new person! And you’ll love the lack of cops!

Or, perhaps not…  ;-)

Earth First!

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