Masquerade “Solidarity” March: I Was Assaulted By Black Bloc Thugs! (feat. Maggie Helwig!)

Communist Wrestling Fan Playing With His (Capitalist) Android Phone!

Tonight Toronto had a new variation of the Casseroles marches- the Masquerade Solidarity march- organized by the “Ontario Student’s Mobilization Coalition”. It sounds like something new- right? Well, not quite- it was basically another event organized by the usual suspects…

The event consisted of people from the Communist Party, International Socialists, and a small group from the cancerous infantile black bloc anarchists. People gathered in-front of OISE (Ontario Institute for Studies of Education)- a traditional gathering place for some of Toronto’s most radical organizations. Tellingly, this is where I attended my very first Occupy Toronto meeting.

International Socialists (wearing their Nike shoes!)

Toronto’s Marxist community are a well-dressed group- particularly the crowd at International Socialist table (and, there’s always a table involved with these people- they are like Mormons with all the ‘literature’ they hand out.) A couple of them were wearing shiny new Nikes, and one with a lovely pair of Vans sneakers. Who would have thought they had such a love for brand-names!

The crowd gathered in front of OISE (notice all of the brands!)

The march began at 8pm, and the crowd headed west on Bloor street, intentionally blocking both sides of the road- despite there only being about 125 people. This was entirely unnecessary, and was only an annoyance to the public. What is wrong with these people, don’t they realize that they will never gain the public’s backing by inconveniencing them like this?

This is what happens when one drinks too much red Kool-Aid…

We were about 8 blocks down Bloor street when I stood on the side of the road, getting ready to film a video of the march when, unprovoked, Mark Corbiere (dressed in a ninja costume) decided he should attack me and try to grab my phone out of my hands. Mark is a criminal who was the first person arrested during the G20 marches.

Mark Corbiere – G20 Criminal

Luckily, I am quite a bit taller than Mark, so he was unable to reach my phone. And, besides shoving me out of the way.  His other black bloc friends then decided to give me a special performance of the Greg Renouf black bloc chant. What a lovely surprise! Then, as their pre-pubescent hormones began to get the better of them, they were considering attacking me again. That didn’t happen though, as their girlfriends began to tell them off

Here’s a video:

The black bloc must not understand that I love them now! Every time they show-up at a Marxist mobilization march they are helping with the good fight of ensuring the Marxists don’t gain public support! This is noble work in my opinion…

You may notice a special guest joins the black bloc at the end of the video. Yep, that’s Maggie Helwig- daughter of former Poet Laureate David Helwig- the very same (confused) Anglican priest who asked me to leave the Queen’s church on-behalf of a group of people who are challenging Her Majesty’s sovereignty! I have a letter of apology from the Archbishop for that incident- will share that with you tomorrow.

I find it very interesting that this ‘woman of God’ decided to go console the violent aggressors rather than the person who was assaulted- don’t you? Who would have thought that the daughter of a poet would be someone who supports Black Bloc thugs moments after they commit a violent crime! This woman is a very confused puppy.

Just another day reporting on Toronto’s Marxist community…

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  1. Are none of these people aware of the mass murder and oppression that has occurred under the auspices of communism? More people have been heinously murdered and oppressed than ever died in Hitler’s massacre. Just bizarre.

  2. I think they are looking forward to it :(

  3. People are scarily easy to hypnotize, brainwash and hoodwink. Thanks for assisting in exposing them. Canada does not want to be communist. And I never hear much support for black bloc tactics.

  4. happening

    • Occultpie Myass on June 23, 2012 at 01:43
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    Immaturity reigns with these goons. They are an embarassment to the human race. These are the type of people that will never amount to anything in life.

    • Mike on June 23, 2012 at 08:59
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    Its a lot easier to chant stupid bullshit slogans than it is to creatively tackle political issues. These guys show just how “rebellious” they are: more like a bunch of shit disturbers than revolutionaries. Thank heavens they don’t have a charismatic leader.

    1. That’s a very good point. Unfortunately, they do have a charismatic leader in Vancouver. Her name is Harsha Walia, and many people love her despite the fact she regularly promotes racist & violent rhetoric. Somehow this woman gets MP’s, MLA’s and other leaders to support her. Something is wrong in Canada…

    • anonymous guy on the bike on June 23, 2012 at 10:27
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    I was there a well. It absolutely amazes me as to how low a level these guys in ninja costumes will stoop to. Speaking of costumes, , do these persons not have an identity of their own , rather, needing to adorn costumes to seek out an identity to identify with ?

    1. This is the sad part of today’s society – too many people fall for prepackaged identities. All too often these identities are created by people who wish to use the followers. Sometimes they are trying to sell them things, sometimes to recruit. In this case, there are cynical grown-ups who are using these kids to promote antiquated ideologies. Lives are being ruined, these people need to be stopped…

    • Code: E on June 24, 2012 at 01:48
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    The fact that some protesters will come out to voice against authority is acceptable, however it is free speech, totally discriminatory when those same people refer to violent actions/quotes/ideologies to repress and address there fellow constituents.

    • Code: E on June 24, 2012 at 01:49
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    • kill whitey on June 24, 2012 at 16:11
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    Reading comments about how childish these tactics are, makes me wonder how childish these people are. Using words in a violent manner whether on screen or behind a mask, they are one in the same.

    • john on June 25, 2012 at 11:24
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    I think we outta do something about that #### #### …keep posting about these violent turds!! We can show them why violence is bad ;)

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