Hot News: Jason Bowman Declares Himself Spokesman For The Mohawk Nation!

Jason “Reacharound” Bowman – Modern day colonist?

In an elegant display of his delusions of grandeur, Jason Bowman has named himself the official spokesman of the Mohawk Nation! It’s finally been done folks, someone has outdone Kevin Annett’s previous record score in the Expropriation of Voice Olympics!

It must have been all of that training at the Harvard School of Extension. I knew I should have enrolled there!

Bowman has published a LAWFUL NOTICE OF INTENT FROM THE MOHAWKS OF THE OUSE / GRAND RIVER on his website yesterday. It is a site that he claims represents the Mohawk people when the reality appears that there probably aren’t Mohawks who have the admin password. It is the same as his 800 number- that was originally for his ‘Citizen Prosecutors” but has suddenly become the 1-stop number for all your Mohawk needs.

Well, according to Bowman at least. If he were the spokesman for the Mohawk Nations He may just eclipse the damage done by colonialism. Well, perhaps not that bad- unless he screws up any legitimate opportunities for the Mohawks to resolve the wrongdoings of the past. If that ever happened, it would be the worst kind of tragedy.

Let’s hope his legal clowning doesn’t hurt anyone…

There are many Legal Bowmanisms in the document- including a couple of new ones. My favourite is how he has started bolding, italicising and capitalizing words to make his ‘legal’ threats sound more scary. Perhaps he went to the Harvard extension class on lowball debt collection law?

Anatony of a Legal Bowmanism: Bolding & Italicising

Anatony of a Legal Bowmanism: Bolding & Italicising

Watch out RCMP- Jason Bowman is going to report your ass to INTERPOL! (in all caps)

Anatomy of a Bowmanism: ALL CAPS

 

Here’s where Bowman calls himself the official spokesman for the Mohawk Nation- say what?

Anatomy of a Bowmanisn: Oh, Shit.

A Harvard Educated citizen prosecutor? Huh? Does Harvard have degrees in citizen prosecution? Can you please explain to me the meaning of the phrase ex-parte? You’re killing me here Jason…

Oh, and there was my favourite of all the Legal Bowmanisms. This guy has a catch phrase that’s hard to ignore:

Indeed Jason, I couldn’t agree with you more on this one. You should govern yourself accordingly. You need to stop following your impulses to call yourself the legal saviour of the indigenous people. You need to realize that it is time to take a break, regroup, think about how you can atone for what you’ve been doing.

Do you think you can do that Jason?

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  1. The sentence says Bowman is Squires assistant. It’s squire who is the spokesperson (at least according to that sentence). Searching Bill Squire shows links saying he is a spokesperson of Mohawk Nation. The use of “the” makes it sound more official because really anyone can be “a” spokesperson but to be “the” spokesperson is just wording

    • The Hammer on September 4, 2012 at 08:36
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    First paragraph:

    “Contact us order to arrange for additional statements / interviews / photos / photo ops, and to be added to our media list. We will be holding a press conference on Tuesday, September 4th at 11:00 a.m. at Kanata on Mohawk Territory in Brantford where we will issue an update, followed by a Q&A session. Private interviews will can also be arranged by appointment.”

    If you are unable to make his “press conference” then perhaps you could arrange for an interview. If you do make the press conference would love to see the video. It could be even better than the Osgoode Hall press conference.

    • The Hammer on September 4, 2012 at 08:52
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    I guess Jason, or the people he represents, do not realize what INTERPOL is. First off, INTERPOL is not an international police force. They have no official police power anywhere. INTERPOL is an organization which allows for cooperation between police departments accross international borders. It allows for police departments to catch criminals operating accross international boarders and fugitives.

    INTERPOL only deals with criminal law and only with serious laws that are fairly common accross countries like murder, drug trafficing, fraud, etc. They do not get involved with land and territorial disputes.

    As INTERPOL has no official police power any complaints made to them are merely forwarded to the appropriate law enforcement oganization in the appropriate country. So, if Jason reports the RCMP to INTERPOL he would essentially be reporting the RCMP to . . . the RCMP.

    • Aaron Detlor on September 4, 2012 at 12:03
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    Just wanted to say thank you for your insights on this matter as Bowman’s name came up in my office this morning and your site proved a ready resource to confirm my initial thoughts

    It is difficult to see people with legitimate claims be mislead by what appears in my opinion to be an outright fraud

    In my opinion I am not certain whether there is a clinical deficit at play with Mr. Bowman or an outright intent to make fraudulent misrepresentations

    It doesn’t really make a difference in some respects but it does diminish otherwise credible grievances

    1. Thanks for letting me know this was useful to you. It has been a hard battle exposing these people and what they have been doing- it helps knowing my writing has helped others confirm what is obvious about what Bowman has been doing…

    • The Hammer on September 4, 2012 at 13:31
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    I have an idea. Maybe you could become a citizen prosecutor and appoint yourself the spokesperson for the Huron/Wyandot people. You could then sue Jason and Bill as (As the Iriquois spokespeople)for the Iriquois committing acts of gennocide and stealing the land of the Huron/Wyandot people.

    • H. Ad. Enouff on September 9, 2012 at 11:21
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    Obviously Greg ,you know very little about law. You can find black’s law online in order to find the meaning of “ex parte”. Proof of your allegations seems to be missing….?

    I will give you this ,you have an elequent way of slinging sh1t….congrats

    1. Obviously I know more about the law than “citizen prosecutor” Jason Bowman! Lol

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