Kevin Annett Blocked By The Queen! Should He Change Jesuses In Midstream?

Jesus (of Siberia, not Puerto Rico)

Dear Kevin,

I saw you published your letter about being barred from the UK by the Queen and her satanic henchmen! (well, that and you’ve been banned entry for misuse of a tourist visa.) So, does this mean that you are nervous that HM Immigration are now aware of the fact you’ve previously smuggled yourself into Wales by ferry? They may be aware at all ferry terminals Kevin- your Canadian passport will make it easy to point you out.

So, are you going to cower-down and skip going to the UK? Perhaps a RyanAir fight into Amsterdam or Brussels instead?

But, they too may know your plans to improperly enter their countries on a tourist visa. Are you not a bit worried about that? Not as worried as you should be for entering the UK, of course. If they get you you may be charged with a criminal offence for multiple counts of illegal entry. (And, no, Kevin, that’s not a reference to that “one night in Bangkok” experience of yours at co-op radio.)

Perhaps you’ll try Italy while you are in Europe? They could be aware that you went to Ireland with the intention of bursting into a church and causing mayhem. I’m not sure if they are going to be happy to see you at their borders. There’s a good chance that they are aware of this by now also Kevin.

Gee, Kevin, it must feel like you are walking down a mine field right now? Sorry about that, but I do have one – personal – question for you. Have you found Jesus yet Kevin? Oh, silly me, you’re partners with Jesus! Holy Jose Jesus Miranda are you ever!

On that note- Is Jesus paying for your travels across to Europe? I guess what I’m asking is are you on the payroll of the Antichrist? Because, I think you may have the wrong Jesus. Your’s is too flash, he has way too much bling. And, I think most people don’t expect their saviour to be bling Jesus from Puerto Rico.

Can I suggest a much cooler Jesus for you to partner with Kevin? The Jesus of Siberia seems like a really mellow dude. Perhaps if you could get a last-minute ticket on Aeroflot you could hop over and see Иисус and see if he’s the real one too!

Good luck with that minefield Kevin. If you somehow make it home without being incarcerated, I’ll bet you will be very uncomfortable clearing customs back home- won’t you?

I wish I had one of Alfred Webre’s secret hyper-space time travelling cameras. I’d sent it speeding through the next week looking for what fortune holds for you. Kevin, I’ll leave you with one piece of advice:

Oh, and I’ll leave you with a good Jesus dance. You may need to start learning more about them in the future. There are many Jesuses in this world- hope you’ve hooked-up with the real one!


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